Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Stormblades - App Review

Stormblades app for Apple iOS and Android goes straight for the jugular and doesn’t let go. Slash and dash your way through this Mayan looking jungle to face off, mano a mano, against an array of mythic beasts and bowel loosening enemies. This one is addictive, immersive, loads of fun, and if you’re not careful, you might just wet yourself a little. (continued)

 Official App Store Links: Apple iOS | Android

Stormblades app presents in landscape mode to reveal a lush, jungle locale.  It’s a beautiful day for a stroll, if not for the fact that there’s an array of hulking monstrosities bent on crossing your path. Good news is, you’ve got your trusty sword with you and it’s thirsty for blood. No, Mommy and Daddy, there’s no blatantly gratuitous bloodshed, rather, this one smartly decides to transform all signs of violence into bright flashes and pops of color, plasma bursts and neon glowing goodness. The payoff, is some vibrantly beautiful visuals nestled within an otherwise blatantly violent slash and dash game.  Your objective, is to square off, blade to blade, against an array of mythic opponents who tower above you like ‘roided out mountains of flesh. Good news is, that gives you all the bigger target to aim for, provided you don’t lose your bowels first.  Just go at it, toes to toe, and defeat all the enemies, one by one, until there’s none left and you’re hailed as the mightiest of them all.

The controls use an ‘everything but the kitchen sink’ sorta mentality to deliver the goods, and all functioned well. This is one of those games where beating the ever living crap outta your retina display translates to action packed play. The graphics go for broke here, delivering pristinely beautiful locales that are dripping with juicy details and oozing saturation. The animation has a lot of sizzle and flash to render here, and at times, struggles to keep up when the screen fills with bursts of action. The sounds feature just the right amount of testosterone and aggression to round out the play.

Stormblades app for Apple iOS and Android is perhaps a tad simplistic and one dimensional with the plot, however, the visuals are brimming with juicy goodness to admire and enjoy, so who cares if the story is a little thin. This one is loads of fun and an anger management addict’s dream. Have fun, burn some aggression and take time out to enjoy the visual splendor while doing it. 

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